{"id":2,"date":"2009-07-20T10:32:11","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T17:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geekroots.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2017-02-16T15:16:47","modified_gmt":"2017-02-16T21:16:47","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About Michelle"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m a Texan.\u00a0 I’m a CPA.\u00a0 You may infer anything that I have implied by those two statements, but your inference is likely off.<\/p>\n

I\u00a0won’t talk about my day job, don’t ask.\u00a0 It’s not that it’s secret; it’s just that it’s boring as all get out to anyone that doesn’t work here.<\/p>\n

In the past, I’ve: worked as a computer engineer; airbrushed actors; cooked Thanksgiving Dinner for friends and family 13 years in a row; skated through my bachelors; actually tried and got my masters; ran a haunted house; worked craft services for a movie; ran a Burning Man village; worked a help desk; led when others couldn’t; followed when others should have; performed at half-time for a pro-football game; got laid off, twice; changed careers, twice; crocheted several afgans; coded for an\u00a0online text-based MUD; danced ballroom competitively and started a blog.\u00a0 But I didn’t like it, so I started this blog instead.<\/p>\n

Official Disclaimer: You may not use the information in my website to make a decision\u00a0that could adversly affect your life in any way.\u00a0 Everything I say is how I understand it at the time of posting.\u00a0\u00a0Rules, laws and\u00a0people change over time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m a Texan.\u00a0 I’m a CPA.\u00a0 You may infer anything that I have implied by those two statements, but your inference is likely off. I\u00a0won’t talk about my day job, don’t ask.\u00a0 It’s not that it’s secret; it’s just that it’s boring as all get out to anyone that doesn’t work here. In the past, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":203,"href":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.justmichelle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}